Tanglez: Wilmington, NC

Tang Lez? Whatever they sell here, I think the lesbian said about it, the better.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Doggie Styles: Rossville, GA

I would just like to point out that using a hair dryer, a pair of scissors and a hand mirror requires the possession of opposable thumbs. Not to mention the tying of that bowtie. So this is obviously Photoshopped.

(Photo: Jenny Davis)

Judy's Hair Perfection's: Nashville, TN

Almost, Judy. Almost.

Family Affair: Nashville, TN

Where Mr. French and Mrs. Beasley come for all their coiffure needs.

Tight Endz: Nashville, TN

Look! You can see Mike Ditka in the window!

Backstreet of Hair: Brentwood, TN

I cannot believe we live in a country where a woman has to go get a back-alley perm if she wants one. Keep Solution Legal!

The Cutting Cabin: Boise, ID

In the South, this would be "Kuttin' Kabin" ... but you can't have everything.

(Photo: Liz Littman)