Trendz: Lebanon, TN

Nothing says "trendz" like glass block, amirite?

Hair'z My Forté Too: Berwyn, IL

It's like when people try really hard to be funny but they never quite realize that they aren't making any sense.

Photo: Paul Clark

Tanglez & Toez: Blairsville, GA

Zee, what you do iz, whenever your zignage callz for the letter s, you replace it with a z. Liza was right about that! Then you add zome zcizzorz.

Hair Raizers: Nashville, TN

The demon barber of Dickerson Road!

Kinx N' Kutz: Boise, ID

I'm sorry, I just don't have anything to add. Oh wait! - KRAZY!

Photo: Liz Littman

Tanglez: Wilmington, NC

Tang Lez? Whatever they sell here, I think the lesbian said about it, the better.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Tight Endz: Nashville, TN

Look! You can see Mike Ditka in the window!

Pazazz: Washington, DC

For the love of Christ. Or should I say "Chrizzzt"?

(Photo: Margie Maddux Newman)

Shear Dezigns: Nashville, TN

Let's see...Todd's Butcher Shop, Gun Mart, Nashville Sporting Arms and Shear Dezigns. It's the one-stop mini-mall for all your maiming needs. And jewelry for your old lady!

(Photo: Margaret Littman, Eagle Eye)