Friday, December 4, 2009

Doggie Styles: Rossville, GA

I would just like to point out that using a hair dryer, a pair of scissors and a hand mirror requires the possession of opposable thumbs. Not to mention the tying of that bowtie. So this is obviously Photoshopped.

(Photo: Jenny Davis)

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Judy's Hair Perfection's: Nashville, TN

Almost, Judy. Almost.

Family Affair: Nashville, TN

Where Mr. French and Mrs. Beasley come for all their coiffure needs.

Tight Endz: Nashville, TN

Look! You can see Mike Ditka in the window!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Backstreet of Hair: Brentwood, TN

I cannot believe we live in a country where a woman has to go get a back-alley perm if she wants one. Keep Solution Legal!

The Cutting Cabin: Boise, ID

In the South, this would be "Kuttin' Kabin" ... but you can't have everything.

(Photo: Liz Littman)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Cuttin' Up | A Hair Salon for Kids: Wilmington, NC

A hair salon for kids? Thanks for the warning. I have an eye-poking-out appointment I've been meaning to keep.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Head Hunter Beauty Salon: Tuscumbia, AL

Good thing they added that "Beauty Salon." Otherwise, you might think it was a store that sold voodoo supplies.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Pazazz: Washington, DC

For the love of Christ. Or should I say "Chrizzzt"?

(Photo: Margie Maddux Newman)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Hair • Posium: Madison, TN

Now I ask you: why would a possum need a haircut? Wait, what?

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Shear Dezigns: Nashville, TN

Let's see...Todd's Butcher Shop, Gun Mart, Nashville Sporting Arms and Shear Dezigns. It's the one-stop mini-mall for all your maiming needs. And jewelry for your old lady!

(Photo: Margaret Littman, Eagle Eye)

Friday, August 21, 2009

Boutique Coiffures: Nashville, TN

It could just be me, but I believe that woman next to Tony Orlando might have Swine Flu.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Fierce Hair Studio: Dodge City, KS

A coincidental anagram, I'm sure: "Hideous Artificer "

(Photo: Chris Lowry)

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hairicanes: Wilmington, NC

It could have been worse, I suppose. Katrina's Kuttin' Korner?

A twofer because of the additional street marquee. I for one certainly hope "Pimpslap Religion" is a hairstyle available at Hairicanes and not some sermon at Ultimate Faith Church. Added note: avoid churches with the word "Ultimate" in the name. You're a snake and a glass of Flavor-Aid away from Eternal Life.

(Photographs: Margaret Littman)

Curl Up 'N Dye: Wilmington, NC

Finally! And they helpfully label it "A Hair Salon" just in case you thought it was a place where fetuses went to change their color.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Mane Attraction: Monteagle, TN

Why yes, this is the second Mane Attraction in as many weeks. Also? totally awesome because yes, my hair is burning me up yet and also I do like the extra added Jesus footnote.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Wigs: Madison, TN

What do they sell here?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

Debbie's Hair Affair: Memphis, TN

Oh, and look. A quick side trip to Dynasty Jewelers is sure to make you look just like Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. I'm certain of it.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hair Pleasure: Brooklyn, NY

Sounds dirty.
(Photo: Jeremy Lehmann)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Kuttin Konnection: Clarksville, TN

Klassy! And they seem to have Kable!
(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Monday, June 29, 2009

Hairvoyant: Nashville, TN

Don't bother calling that number — they know you're coming.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Shearlocks: Portage, MI

The master detective is foiled by an apostrophe-free crime.
(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Monday, June 22, 2009

Cuttin It Close: Nashville, TN

Oh yes, I see what they did there.
(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Shear Insanity: Bell Buckle, TN

Really, "Insanity"? This is a word you want associated with the act of snipping scissors near your ears? Well, okay then, but I think you get what you ask for.