Kim's Klassy Kuts: Shelbyville, TN

I think a glamorous hairstyle is sort of beside the point when it's under a white hood.

Photo: Suzy Ringenberg

Trendz: Lebanon, TN

Nothing says "trendz" like glass block, amirite?

Hair'z My Forté Too: Berwyn, IL

It's like when people try really hard to be funny but they never quite realize that they aren't making any sense.

Photo: Paul Clark

Edwin Scissor Hands: San Juan, PR

¡Ay Caramba!

Photo: Margaret Littman

Tanglez & Toez: Blairsville, GA

Zee, what you do iz, whenever your zignage callz for the letter s, you replace it with a z. Liza was right about that! Then you add zome zcizzorz.

Bruce's Cut & Curl: Cleveland, TN

It's the butchest salon in Cleveland, Tennessee!

Armanee's Unisex Salon: Nashville, TN

Nothing says "classy hairdo" like spelling something wrong to avoid copyright infringement.

Anointed Hands: Nashville, TN

If you come here, you can only get a Mheri-Curl.

Hair 2 Envy: Winchester, TN

 

gt yr bangs cut ^ n hre.

Knock-Out Kutz: Winchester, TN

Oh, Winchester, Tennessee. There was so much crazy going on in this town, I could hardly even THINK of getting a haircut.

It was a HOTBED of funny ones, you'll see. Stay glued to your sets! Or your wash-and-sets, I guess.

I particularly love the faint boxing gloves on the left. Nothing makes you feel more glamorous than a punch in the face.

Fugler's Barber Shop: Jefferson, TX

Fugler's. Really? Was "Ass-looking Barber Shop" not available?


(Photo: Jeff Gloor, submitted by the awesome Dana Harris, who I went to a dance with when I was in the 9th grade and she was in the 8th.  I am such a cradle-robber!)

Mane Street Salon & Day Spa: Chapel Hill, TN

There are never enough "mane" puns.