Panda's Hairport: Muscle Shoals, AL

Hmmm. Ling-ling arrives by plane and then has to park in Hell.

Photo: Jenny Davis

Cut Loose: Ramer, TN

Everybody cut, everybody cut! (cue white guy dancing)...Cutloose!

Hair Jam: Hampstead, NC

It's delicious on toast.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Prime Kuts: Hartselle, AL

Hair or meat? You decide.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

We Are Hair: Alameda, CA

No you aren't! You are over thair! I swair!

(Photo: Katherine B.)

A Hairy Situation: Foley, AL

Who's up for a Brazilian?

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Trendy Tresses: Magnolia Springs, AL

Oh, Alabama! You never fail to disappoint when it comes to not trying very hard!

(Photo: Margaret Littman)