Knock-Out Kutz: Winchester, TN

Oh, Winchester, Tennessee. There was so much crazy going on in this town, I could hardly even THINK of getting a haircut.

It was a HOTBED of funny ones, you'll see. Stay glued to your sets! Or your wash-and-sets, I guess.

I particularly love the faint boxing gloves on the left. Nothing makes you feel more glamorous than a punch in the face.

Fugler's Barber Shop: Jefferson, TX

Fugler's. Really? Was "Ass-looking Barber Shop" not available?


(Photo: Jeff Gloor, submitted by the awesome Dana Harris, who I went to a dance with when I was in the 9th grade and she was in the 8th.  I am such a cradle-robber!)

Elegant Styles: Dickson, TN

Elegant styles indeed!

A Hairy Situation: Foley, AL

Who's up for a Brazilian?

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Trendy Tresses: Magnolia Springs, AL

Oh, Alabama! You never fail to disappoint when it comes to not trying very hard!

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Envious Hair and Nail Studio: Nashville, TN

Well, it looks like their eyes (green = envy; WE GET IT) were watching God, but it doesn't take Barnaby Jones or Jessica Fletcher or Simon Baker from The Mentalist to see the anti-Christian message! See how those scissors are placed, just open enough to snip "dio" out of our lives? Farewell, God! But your weave looks fantastic! First Class!

Family Affair: Nashville, TN

Where Mr. French and Mrs. Beasley come for all their coiffure needs.

Tight Endz: Nashville, TN

Look! You can see Mike Ditka in the window!

Cuttin It Close: Nashville, TN

Oh yes, I see what they did there.
(Photo: Margaret Littman)