The Electric Chairs Salon: Fallon, NV

I'll have the Gilmore. No, wait, I don't look good in a widow's peak. How about the Rosenberg? Or no...something a little kickier....give me the Ted Bundy.

Photo: Niki Winters

Bett's Hair Salon: Columbia, TN

Be very careful about which door you choose, that's all I'm saying.

(Photo: Sarah Blackburn)

Panda's Hairport: Muscle Shoals, AL

Hmmm. Ling-ling arrives by plane and then has to park in Hell.

Photo: Jenny Davis

Hair Jam: Hampstead, NC

It's delicious on toast.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Envious Hair and Nail Studio: Nashville, TN

Well, it looks like their eyes (green = envy; WE GET IT) were watching God, but it doesn't take Barnaby Jones or Jessica Fletcher or Simon Baker from The Mentalist to see the anti-Christian message! See how those scissors are placed, just open enough to snip "dio" out of our lives? Farewell, God! But your weave looks fantastic! First Class!

Hair • Posium: Madison, TN

Now I ask you: why would a possum need a haircut? Wait, what?

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Beverly's of Nashville: Nashville, TN

833 of 9439 what?

Hair Pleasure: Brooklyn, NY

Sounds dirty.
(Photo: Jeremy Lehmann)