The Electric Chairs Salon: Fallon, NV

I'll have the Gilmore. No, wait, I don't look good in a widow's peak. How about the Rosenberg? Or no...something a little kickier....give me the Ted Bundy.

Photo: Niki Winters

Kim's Klassy Kuts: Shelbyville, TN

I think a glamorous hairstyle is sort of beside the point when it's under a white hood.

Photo: Suzy Ringenberg

Trendz: Lebanon, TN

Nothing says "trendz" like glass block, amirite?

Hair'z My Forté Too: Berwyn, IL

It's like when people try really hard to be funny but they never quite realize that they aren't making any sense.

Photo: Paul Clark

Edwin Scissor Hands: San Juan, PR

¡Ay Caramba!

Photo: Margaret Littman

Tanglez & Toez: Blairsville, GA

Zee, what you do iz, whenever your zignage callz for the letter s, you replace it with a z. Liza was right about that! Then you add zome zcizzorz.

Bruce's Cut & Curl: Cleveland, TN

It's the butchest salon in Cleveland, Tennessee!