The Curl Up and Diaries

Hair Raizers: Nashville, TN

2011-06-03T11:29:00.001-07:00

The demon barber of Dickerson Road!

Buddy for Hair: St Petersburg, FL

2011-03-08T07:22:00.000-08:00

Who wouldn't want their hair cut at Calvary? Things turned out so well for Jesus. Also: tow-away zone and songs from Guys and Dolls. It's a lot to think about.

(Photo: Niki Winters)

Golden Razor Hair Styling: Largo, FL

2011-03-08T07:18:00.001-08:00

And now we know where Jesse Jackson ended up. "I'm going from the hair cut to the budget cut!"

(Photos: Niki Winters)

The Mane Man: San Diego, CA

2011-01-16T12:48:00.001-08:00

Insert corny lion pun here, please.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Bett's Hair Salon: Columbia, TN

2011-01-16T12:42:00.000-08:00

Be very careful about which door you choose, that's all I'm saying.

(Photo: Sarah Blackburn)

Gateway to Beauty: Smithville, TN

2010-10-04T06:32:00.000-07:00

See, there is a GATE. And behind the GATE, there is BEAUTY. And SHINGLES.

Sassy Scissors: Dickson, TN

2010-08-04T07:36:00.001-07:00

There must have ben a sale on the letter S somewhere.

Elegant Styles: Dickson, TN

2010-08-03T13:53:00.000-07:00

Elegant styles indeed!

Head Quarters: Dickson, TN

2010-08-03T13:44:00.001-07:00

Fifty-cent haircuts! Where do I sign up?

The Beehive: Boise, ID

2010-07-23T12:44:00.001-07:00

Apparently Ricki Lake has moved to Boise and she would like you to talk to the hand. HONEY.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Silver Clippers: Cookeville, TN

2010-07-18T06:08:00.000-07:00

Are you confused in your brain? Are you a man or a lady person? Well, this is the place for you.

Southern Elegance: Kingston, TN

2010-07-14T10:38:00.000-07:00

I know, "Southern Elegance." It isn't much. It doesn't have great signage, and there's no dumb pun involved.

But wait! There is more to the story, just three-quarters of a mile down the road..... And let me tell you, it is awesome.

Photos: Margaret Littman

Kinx N' Kutz: Boise, ID

2010-06-22T06:06:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry, I just don't have anything to add. Oh wait! - KRAZY!

Photo: Liz Littman

Shear Attitude: Cookeville, TN

2010-06-17T12:09:00.000-07:00

Looks to me like they need to "shear" some apostrophes.

Photo: Margaret Littman, girl reporter

Panda's Hairport: Muscle Shoals, AL

2010-05-28T06:07:00.000-07:00

Hmmm. Ling-ling arrives by plane and then has to park in Hell.

Photo: Jenny Davis

Cut Loose: Ramer, TN

2010-04-18T16:38:00.000-07:00

Everybody cut, everybody cut! (cue white guy dancing)...Cutloose!

Hair Jam: Hampstead, NC

2010-03-28T09:20:00.000-07:00

It's delicious on toast.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Prime Kuts: Hartselle, AL

2010-03-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

Hair or meat? You decide.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

We Are Hair: Alameda, CA

2010-02-25T17:23:00.000-08:00

No you aren't! You are over thair! I swair!

(Photo: Katherine B.)

A Hairy Situation: Foley, AL

2010-02-24T16:38:00.000-08:00

Who's up for a Brazilian?

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Trendy Tresses: Magnolia Springs, AL

2010-02-22T06:35:00.001-08:00

Oh, Alabama! You never fail to disappoint when it comes to not trying very hard!

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Envious Hair and Nail Studio: Nashville, TN

2010-02-11T17:58:00.000-08:00

Well, it looks like their eyes (green = envy; WE GET IT) were watching God, but it doesn't take Barnaby Jones or Jessica Fletcher or Simon Baker from The Mentalist to see the anti-Christian message! See how those scissors are placed, just open enough to snip "dio" out of our lives? Farewell, God! But your weave looks fantastic! First Class!

Righteous Beauty Salon: Nashville, TN

2010-02-11T17:52:00.000-08:00

This place is the wind beneath your wings. It's illustrated right there on the logo! It's probably also the wind beneath your bangs and assorted hairdo whatnot. Praise Jesus! Or whatever.

Tanglez: Wilmington, NC

2010-01-12T06:14:00.000-08:00

Tang Lez? Whatever they sell here, I think the lesbian said about it, the better.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Doggie Styles: Rossville, GA

2009-12-04T09:00:00.000-08:00

I would just like to point out that using a hair dryer, a pair of scissors and a hand mirror requires the possession of opposable thumbs. Not to mention the tying of that bowtie. So this is obviously Photoshopped.

(Photo: Jenny Davis)

Judy's Hair Perfection's: Nashville, TN

2009-11-15T14:32:00.001-08:00

Almost, Judy. Almost.

Family Affair: Nashville, TN

2009-11-15T14:30:00.000-08:00

Where Mr. French and Mrs. Beasley come for all their coiffure needs.

Tight Endz: Nashville, TN

2009-11-15T14:28:00.000-08:00

Look! You can see Mike Ditka in the window!

Backstreet of Hair: Brentwood, TN

2009-11-10T09:32:00.001-08:00

I cannot believe we live in a country where a woman has to go get a back-alley perm if she wants one. Keep Solution Legal!

The Cutting Cabin: Boise, ID

2009-11-10T09:23:00.000-08:00

In the South, this would be "Kuttin' Kabin" ... but you can't have everything.

(Photo: Liz Littman)

Cuttin' Up | A Hair Salon for Kids: Wilmington, NC

2009-11-05T18:18:00.000-08:00

A hair salon for kids? Thanks for the warning. I have an eye-poking-out appointment I've been meaning to keep.

(Photo: Sheri Malman)

Head Hunter Beauty Salon: Tuscumbia, AL

2009-11-01T05:29:00.000-08:00

Good thing they added that "Beauty Salon." Otherwise, you might think it was a store that sold voodoo supplies.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Pazazz: Washington, DC

2009-10-28T13:58:00.000-07:00

For the love of Christ. Or should I say "Chrizzzt"?

(Photo: Margie Maddux Newman)

Hair • Posium: Madison, TN

2009-09-24T09:36:00.000-07:00

Now I ask you: why would a possum need a haircut? Wait, what?

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Shear Dezigns: Nashville, TN

2009-08-24T17:36:00.000-07:00

Let's see...Todd's Butcher Shop, Gun Mart, Nashville Sporting Arms and Shear Dezigns. It's the one-stop mini-mall for all your maiming needs. And jewelry for your old lady!

(Photo: Margaret Littman, Eagle Eye)

Boutique Coiffures: Nashville, TN

2009-08-21T15:25:00.001-07:00

It could just be me, but I believe that woman next to Tony Orlando might have Swine Flu.

Fierce Hair Studio: Dodge City, KS

2009-08-15T14:16:00.000-07:00

A coincidental anagram, I'm sure: "Hideous Artificer "

(Photo: Chris Lowry)

Hairicanes: Wilmington, NC

2009-08-14T18:19:00.000-07:00

It could have been worse, I suppose. Katrina's Kuttin' Korner?

A twofer because of the additional street marquee. I for one certainly hope "Pimpslap Religion" is a hairstyle available at Hairicanes and not some sermon at Ultimate Faith Church. Added note: avoid churches with the word "Ultimate" in the name. You're a snake and a glass of Flavor-Aid away from Eternal Life.

(Photographs: Margaret Littman)

Curl Up 'N Dye: Wilmington, NC

2009-08-14T11:43:00.000-07:00

Finally! And they helpfully label it "A Hair Salon" just in case you thought it was a place where fetuses went to change their color.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Mane Attraction: Monteagle, TN

2009-08-11T17:16:00.000-07:00

Why yes, this is the second Mane Attraction in as many weeks. Also? totally awesome because yes, my hair is burning me up yet and also I do like the extra added Jesus footnote.

(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Beverly's of Nashville: Nashville, TN

2009-08-08T15:34:00.001-07:00

833 of 9439 what?

Wigs: Madison, TN

2009-08-07T18:38:00.001-07:00

What do they sell here?

Mane Attraction: Madison, TN

2009-08-04T14:37:00.000-07:00

And they ain't lion.

Debbie's Hair Affair: Memphis, TN

2009-07-24T19:36:00.001-07:00

Oh, and look. A quick side trip to Dynasty Jewelers is sure to make you look just like Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. I'm certain of it.

Hair Pleasure: Brooklyn, NY

2009-07-22T07:32:00.001-07:00

Sounds dirty.
(Photo: Jeremy Lehmann)

Kuttin Konnection: Clarksville, TN

2009-07-07T19:23:00.000-07:00

Klassy! And they seem to have Kable!
(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Hairvoyant: Nashville, TN

2009-06-29T11:19:00.001-07:00

Don't bother calling that number — they know you're coming.

Shearlocks: Portage, MI

2009-06-28T18:56:00.000-07:00

The master detective is foiled by an apostrophe-free crime.
(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Guys & Gals Hair Design: Monterey, TN

2009-06-26T12:22:00.001-07:00

What, no pets?

Cuttin It Close: Nashville, TN

2009-06-22T06:27:00.000-07:00

Oh yes, I see what they did there.
(Photo: Margaret Littman)

Hair We Are: Madison, TN

2009-06-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

Whair we are? Thair we are!

Hair World: Nashville, TN

2009-06-21T06:23:00.000-07:00

Uh, mostly beyond, I'm guessing.

Shear Insanity: Bell Buckle, TN

2009-06-20T15:45:00.000-07:00

Really, "Insanity"? This is a word you want associated with the act of snipping scissors near your ears? Well, okay then, but I think you get what you ask for.